What your car really says about you.

A lot of people buy cars as status symbols, something that reflects their personality to the hundreds of random strangers they drive past on their way to work, or to the store. What most people don't realize is, what you think your car says about you and what it really says about you are often very different.



You drive a: Chrysler 300C
What you think it says about you: It makes me look "gangsta/pimp"
What it really says about you: I can't afford a Mercedes Benz or a BMW with my crappy job in middle management.




You drive a: Hummer H3
What you think it says about you: I drive a safe powerful truck, I can use it to go off-roading and do other "adventurous" stuff.
What it really says about you: I'm a giant douche, I'll never go off roading (if I did I'd have bought a Land Rover or an original Hummer). I bought this when the SUV craze was going on, since I'll buy into any trend 'cause I'm boring and unoriginal, soon I'll be trading it in for a Toyota Prius or a Honda Insight so I can "go green".

You drive a:  Scion Xb

What you think it says about you: I'm trendy, and I drive something that's "different" 'cause I don't wanna "fit in"

What it really says about you: I got tricked into buying a $16,000 car that looks like a fucking toaster by a bunch of Toyota business men.

You drive a: "Modified" Honda Civic
What you think it says about you: Hay guise! look @ me, I'm soooo fast!
What it really says about you: I spent $5000 on paint, wheels and plastic shit, and still get beat in stoplight drag races by mini-van driving soccer moms who are late for their hair appointments.