Thursday, December 4, 2008

Babies are wonderful, but sex is evil?

Here's one of the things I love about America, we love babies, we love children, but we hate sex. Or at least that's what you would think based on the additude of your typical American. You walk up to some random person at work and say "hey my wife just had a baby!", they respond "oh that's great! how much does it weight, do you have pictures, etc.". Walk up to the same person, and say "my wife and I had sex last night", thier response is "that's great pal, why don't you get lost".

Because apparently sex is disgusting, it's ugly, it's evil, or at least that's what is drilled into our heads from when we are little. But without sex, there's no babies (yay for double standards), and I'm not talking raunchy smut, porno, ass rape sex here. I'm talking the regular old fashion sex that married (and non-married) people have all the time, the kind that makes the babies everyone loves to hold and talk "baby-talk" to.

We're so caught up as a society to "protect the children" from whatever bullshit that we think is inappropriate for them this week, that we've turned something that's completely natural into something shameful. Something that "only adults can do". I'm not suggesting that you tell your kid that "sex is awesome, get out there and fuck everyone you meet", but on the other hand don't give them the age old bullshit of "sex is only for after your married", or worse yet telling them nothing at all.

How about giving some real advise, some real knowledge, how about giving them the facts and letting them think for themselves. Don't just leave it up to "sex ed" classes, and don't treat your 13 year old like they're 5, the horny assed kids at school sure as shit won't be. Try being a decent fucking parent, don't give your kid zero information about sex, and then be all angry and suprised when they tell you they think they got someone pregnant (or got pregnant by someone) they like at school.

While we're at it quit censoring everything your kid hears and sees. There's nothing wrong with the naked human body, NOTHING, all this bullshit about not showing a naked female breast on TV without a million stupid assholes collectively shitting themselves and threating lawsuits on everyone who is even remotely involved is rediculous. Seriously, it's a breast, grow the fuck up, chances are you saw one as a little baby (especially if you were breast fed), and it didn't scar you for life it probably gave you something to eat.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Post more sexy

Grandmaster said...

I'll try to make some new things in the comming weeks. I don't listen to as much new radio or tv news programs as I used to so it's harder for me to think of things that piss me off enough to write about :P. Thanks for reading though :).