I don't really watch a lot of TV (Basically Colbert Report, Daily Show, and a little bit of MSNBC, and Discovery channel), but I've run across this (pictured above) thing being advertised, and I got to tell you I'm more than a little annoyed by it for a few reasons. By the way for those of you that can't tell by the picture, it's basically a penis pump aimed at old people, called the "Pos-t-vac". One of the first things that irks me about it (other than the immediate mental picture of either a) old people fucking, or b) some old dude trying to "pump up" his noodle-limp dick) is that it says "this product is covered by medicare". ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? by the time I'm old enough to retire there's not going to be any social security left and probably no medicare either, but right now some old dude can order a dick pump and get it paid for by the fucking government, eat my shit.
Besides the fact that every sex ed class I've ever had has told me penis pumps are dangerous, and you shouldn't use them because they can serious mess up your junk. It could just be my thinking but, if your having trouble getting your jimmy stiff it might be a sign of trouble (stress, physical problems, or nature saying your 80 fucking years old and just need to keep your gun in the holster) and maybe you should get that checked out instead of relying on a toy. Then I remember this is America and we have pills and devices for everything; "can't sleep?, here's a pill.", "can't wake up, here's an energy drink", "can't get your dick hard? here's a $145 modified turkey baster give it a try.".
Another thing is it advertises that it provides "gentle suction", you know what else provides gentle suction? Your wife's mouth, seriously if your so old that you can't get it up anymore your obviously not having sex to reproduce (if you are, just kill yourself now), so you must be doing it for fun, and what's more fun than a blow job....not much.
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