bumper stickers and other shit.

It's actually kinda late in the year for this little rant, but I feel like it, if you don't, get bent ;).

Last year around Christmas this sticker above was seemingly all the rage around here, I must have seen 100 of them on various vehicles. I can only assume all these people shop at the same place, I guessing the fundamentalist douchebag section of Wal-mart. I'm not really sure what it was about the sticker that pissed me off, I guess it's just the whole "bawwww christmas is under attack" bullshit. No one fucking cares about your holiday, keep that shit to yourself. On that note, I made my own version.

I put these right up there with "jesus fish" (you know the dorky little fish shaped cutouts that say "jesus" inside that people stick on their cars). I can only imagine the kinda people that seriously put this shit on their cars, it's probably the same douche bags that think dancing is a "sin" and rock music is the devil. Give me a fucking break, are you still scared of the boogeyman too?

I wanna make it clear here that I don't hold any real grudge toward "religious" people. I just don't like the whole "I'm better than you are cause I believe in an invisible sky man, and his zombie son". Cram that right in your ass. If I'm happy believing in nothing, or in something different than you, do me a favor, accept that people are different.

Now I know people are saying, "But Grandmaster it's freedom of speech, it's the first amendment". Yep your absolutely right, it's also my right to say your a fucking douche, you know we also have the right to privacy, and the right to shut the fuck up... I just wish people would excersize those a little more often.

Don't think I'm just picking on the Christians (well ok I was, but they make it so easy). I hate "darwin fish" and "buddha fish" and whatever other "fish" there are. Well actually scratch that, there's one fish that would be awesome. A fish with his big 'ol fish dick hanging out. It'd be the official fish of oralism, the religion of giving good oral sex. With that on your car people would have something they could agree on "wow that chick likes sucking cock, awesome" or "that dude likes to munch carpet, I wonder if he's single". Plus your a lot less likely to get your car keyed with a symbol for oral sex on your car than a symbol of some selfish, violent religion.