I've discovered another commercial/product, that I find both retarded and pitiful. It's for a birth control device called Nuvaring, if you don't know what I'm talking about here's the commercial. Now I'm not against birth control, the less jackass people we have making babies the better. What I find stupid about the commercial is that it takes the stance that "standard" birth control (a.k.a. "The Pill"), is too much of a hassle. Seriously, come on ladies, is it really that fucking hard to remember to take something every morning. When I was a kid I used to take a Flintstones vitamin every morning, and my only motivation was "Yay! I get to pick which character I'm going to eat". Your motivation is not having a fucking kid that's going to eat up your income and free time for the next 15 years or so.
Then there's always this "yeah well the responsibility always falls on the women about birth control, if it was the guys responsibility we'd be knocked up all the time". Obviously, your the one who gets pregnant, not me, where's my motivation, I play hide the sausage for 15mins make a stain on your mattress, and my work is done. You get to walk around, turn into a human beach ball, and wake up every morning to throw up, ain't nature a bitch.
Look alright, I'm sorry you got born a woman, but don't blame me, blame nature, or your parents or your "god" (if you still believe in fairy tales). You got the side of the species equation that makes more of us, sorry, that's how shit is sometimes. Besides, if you don't wanna get knocked up, here's an easy way, DON'T FUCK, it's pretty simple, I'm sure most of you aren't bio majors, but I'm sure you understand how this shit works. If you don't want kids, then keep your guy friends out of your fun cave.
The next product making me lose faith in humanity is Enzyte for Women. This is fairly new apparently, since even a yahoo search, and a trip to Enzyte's webpage didn't yield results, so you'll just have to believe me that this is real. Basically, unlike the Enzyte for men, which is supposed to be some sort of ED (a.k.a. limp dick) pill, this Enzyte for women is supposed to be a libido booster or something. The commercial goes something like this "ladies, do you ever feel not in the mood? Ever been too tired, cranky, sick, to wanna fuck? Well then you better start popping these pills, 'cause your husbands gonna start fucking that tramp down the street if you don't start putting out more than once a month". Is this supposed to go with the old stereotypical relationship shit, the guys who want it all the time, and the women who never put out, or what? Even as a guy, there's times your really not that interested in fucking, seriously, why make the women feel like if they're not sex crazed porn stars that somehow they need some pill to get them "ready for action, RIGHT FUCKING NOW".
I'm not saying there aren't people with low sex drive, but come the fuck on, how is the opposite any better. Besides, maybe as a woman, they're not excited by the idea of sex, 'cause their partner is a lazy slob who's spends the afternoon watching "the game" and playing human garbage disposal. Jeez, what's the problem ladies? that obese sweaty blob doesn't light your candle anymore? I can't understand I'm getting hot just thinking about it. Then again, as I've said in past posts, it's the typical American mindset, of instant fixes. Everything you want can be had right now, for the low low price of $19.95, start taking these pills and next thing you know, you'll be having such awesome sex porn stars will be asking for your autograph. Pfff, give me a fucking break.
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